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Justin who? You’re just in time to hear me fart! Who’s there? ( Sexy voice) Who would you like it to be? Madam who? Help madam finger is stuck in the door. Not someone who? Not someone who will get you laid. Centipede who? Centipede (Santa peed) on the Christmas tree. Who’s there? Some! Some who? Some asshole talking to a knock-knock joke. Who’s there? Asshole! Asshole who! Open the door and find out, asshole! Europe who? I AM NOT A POO! HOW DARE YOU.

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RELATED: The Steamiest Free Literotica-Style Online Erotica We Can Find So with that in mind, we’ve rounded up some NSFW knock knock jokes that are just bad enough to not be OK at work, but dirty enough to make your raunchiest friend giggle. But whether you’re 14, 34, or 54, laughing at the ludicrous is good for the soul. They’re probably in the same category as dirty riddles, puns, fart jokes (and maybe even dirty truth or dare). So are dirty knock knock jokes immature? Hell yeah. RELATED: Truth Or Dare Questions That’ll Have You Red With Laughter And Embarrassment Everything about a dirty knock knock screams high school hallways and we’re here for it. And it doesn’t get any better in knock-knock joke form. There’s just something about telling or hearing a risqué joke you know will get you in trouble with your mother (regardless of your age) that is just so funny. OK, with that out of the way, let’s get to the funny stuff. And never be humorous at the expense of others.

Toe the line of impropriety without crossing it.

It should be naughty without being offensive. Welcome to school… because we’re about to school you in the art of the dirty joke.

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